my baby kitten has a huge infestation of fleas on him and he's been a real trooper letting me pinch his skin all day and yesterday so i wrote for him i think he laughed ( he hasn't read calvin and hobbes yet) 

Little cat dreams like Hobbes

Little cat itches like my brain

Little cat pounces on “Z” like “I” to “E”

Little cat likes the cradle like “Z”

Little cat you were suppose to love my bud

Little cat don’t be fascinated with his spine be fascinated with his eyes.

Little cat I hope you grow up like a Buddha

If you eat enough your belly will bring us luck

Little cat im gonna punish you with rain next time I hear the elders moan.

Little cat im not warning you im threatening your comfort.

Little cat, little boy, baby, I told you not when im writing

Little cat I love you 

But “Z” is my soul as “E” is my heart.

Little cat you found the perfect part